Max and Ruby

If you have young children you will have undoubtedly come across the bland cartoon "Ruby and Max", if not be glad.

I have seen so much of this crap I want to reach into the TV and throttle Ruby for being such a holier than thou bitch of a rabbit to her younger rabbit brother Max. Ruby Rabbit is so saccharine  I get the hot spits just hearing her whiny rabbit voice berate her obviously cognitively impaired little brother. Why is it that Max is only given a vocabulary consisting on only a few monosyllabic words? Some episodes he only repeats the same word over and over while bitchy Ruby ignores or lectures endlessly about Bunny Scouts and making Grandma happy.

Where are their parents??? Never in one of the numerous repetitive episodes have I seen any parents at Max and Ruby's house! What kind of message is this sending?

Dear producers and writers of Ruby and Max,

Please tone down Ruby, give Max a few more words and find their parents soon! I don't want to scare my own children when Rabbit CPS comes along and puts Max and Ruby in to Bunny foster homes, unless of course they separate them and Max gets an education while perhaps Ruby scrubs floors or is whored out. This in fact might be a good way to conclude this inane cartoon and teach the Bunny world a lesson or two about parenting.

Take care and good luck,

Concerned Parent