No Candycane's for kids Coffee

1 cup hot coffee
dash of half n half
dash of peppermint schnapps
stir

Cheers

One for the night

Scene (Mom refilling wine from Box in fridge, haggard, still in PJ's, 4:50pm)

Child says "I'm HUNGRY!"
Mom says "Don't NAG me, dinner will be in 10 minutes!"
Friend on phone asks "What are you making for dinner?"
Mom "Fuck if I know, stop nagging and give me 10 minutes!"

Cheers